This thing needs a direction finder.

I got 5 of them e-mailings wishing me a happy holiday. (Why can't they just say Hogswatch?) I can't be havin' with all them e-letters and such, and I went over to say so but there was thousands of us there. I reckon LJ has got a golem up at their office and it's gone wrong and just keeps on mailing.

http://news.livejournal.com/95692.html?thread=41527756 I was told that they're going to sort it out and change the golem's rule-thing.

I've heard about golems. They got like a rule-book in their heads - really, all wrote down, and they got to follow it. I got to thinking about it. Having a conscience where you get it all set out in writing and they can read it out and change things if something goes wrong, that don't seem like such a bad thing.

Of course, them golems have got someone else writing their contracts. I couldn't be having with that. Not for people. There's too many that'd like to write them contracts for the lot of us

Headology - making their thinking your ally.

I knew I'd get this.


How evil are you?

I just knew it.

You get funny things abroad. I was out and tried to go in a shop to buy needles. Well, it turned out to be gnarly ground and I went into a Cafe. I met someone I know.

I do some nursing, up where I live, and there's been times I've been sorry to see him and times I've been glad. I don't reckon neither of us were working this time, though.

He was asking about getting a copy of Gwyntha's latest book. The Amazon place might have it, but I don't shop by computer. I can't find a place to put the money in - and typing, "Blessings upon this Webpage" and waiting for them to realise that I'm a witch don't work. Some of them have got the proper attitude and say they'll give me a free download, but it's not the same.

I have trouble imagining Death cooking, somehow - not making Strawberry Wobblers, anyway.

I was talking to a young city girl and that gave me an idea. I've heard Microsoft has a mind of it's own so I tried to use borrowing - what them city witches calls "telepathy" - to understand how the computer-mind works.

That computer should be back from the shoppe soon. The man says it will have a different kind of XP and it was all reinstalled and I will have a disc in case whatever I downloaded from the Internet does it again.

Anyway. this laptop works much better for me. The owner says it has Windows 98 but I cannot see any windows at all except the screen-thing.

Death is love Death. And he loves cats.



They have strange ways of looking at things but this makes sense.

We got these Journals so we could write down what we are doing. I am typing.

We are travelling around after finishing the job in Genoa. Magrat is off Godmothering somewhere, I think. She wanted to get a proper Godmothering outfit so she asked one of the locals and got told to look on 5th Avenue. It may be market day, she hasn't come back.

I hope she is all right. Magrat may be a wet hen but she has s future if she doesn't mess it up for herself. She is one of those people who gets in their own way.

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Well, yes... but you don't need a title to have the like of that.

The Warrior. Seemingly cold and heartless, your
sword is your life. Even though there is a
loyalty to those you consider friends and you
will fight for them if truely needed, your
cause is your own: be it gold, honour or power.


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Magrat said I should just play about with this to get used to it. I asked the man at the computer shop if I could learn it faster but he said that you can't bully a machine. I knew that.